learnyourlessonswell:

cryptotheism:

duckdotcom:

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

happyheidi:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

i trust one food blogger and it’s claire lower (the woman at lifehacker who waffles everything)

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gasterofficial:

wtf drinking is cool again

scrivenger-grimgar:

lurkerwithcomputer:

geoclaire:

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

dradelcra:

Bruh

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

the waterfall to my firefly

teaboot:

fattylime:

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

darkwood-sleddog:

Because @staff is too cowardly…

What type of dashboard experience do you prefer?

An algorithm based feed where I get “the best of tumblr”.

Chronological feed that only features blogs I follow.

This doesn’t affect me personally.

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theinquisitxor:

Researcher and doctorate @NoraEpstein on Twitter just posted a video of the new tattoo she got commemorating her PhD.

And… she footnoted the artwork, with a literal footnote 😂 I love this so much

brigwife:

brigwife:

brigwife:

super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

i think we’re all so brave, actually

i made a version for the americans so they don’t feel left out

ritavonbees:

poetrylesbian:

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

fromjannah:

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luisonte:

Pequeño pero matón